SGBroadcast

Posted: September 8th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo | Tags: , | No Comments »

DJBroadcast – DJB 120 – Stefan Goldmann


The Druffalo Hit Squad live at Betalounge September 4, 2010

Posted: September 7th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Editorial | Tags: , , , | No Comments »

So while the annual Schanzenfest was raging, there was a whole other riot going on. Three amigos planting their demon seed of love-o-love and new bromanticism in hearts and minds worldwide. So here, online in record time, is the 4 hour show that made babies.


Soon: Big Bang

Posted: September 5th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo | Tags: | No Comments »


The Druffalo Weekend Theme Song

Posted: September 3rd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: The Weekend Theme Song | Tags: , | No Comments »


The Ride

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Editorial, The Glitzwatch, The Tourism & Partywatch | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »


Song for Editor 2 and 3

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Editorial, News, The Tourism & Partywatch | Tags: , , | No Comments »


The Hamburg Trail

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Editorial, News, The Glitzwatch, The Tourism & Partywatch | Tags: , , , | 3 Comments »

Editor 1: Come on, Editor 2! This is just a scratch. This won’t get you down.

Editor 4: Get up, don’t do this to us.

Editor 2: Damn, fellas. This fucking hurts. I don’t think I can make it.

Editor 5: Shit, can nobody do something? Where did that shot come from?

Editor 1: I don’t know for sure. All I can say is that someone was riding damn fast, and riding in exactly the same direction we were heading for.

Editor 4: They really do their best to keep us from going there, don’t they? At least give him a Kruso to ease the pain or something.

Editor 5: Which Kruso do you mean exactly? We finished the last drop of our supply half an hour after we jumped on our horses. And we had only made a mile then.

Editor 1: I just don’t believe it. First Editor 3 got hit by that assistant bitch, and now…

Editor 2: It’s… so… cold…

Editor 4: Do we have blankets?

Editor 5: Nope.

Editor 4: Shit, he is turning all pale.

Editor 1: Quiet,  don’t fucking scream the truth right in his face right, will you?

Editor 5: That coward assistant bitch. Hitting our man Editor 3 straight from behind. I always said you can’t trust those types!

Editor 4: Can we please have this discussion another time, please?

Editor 2: I hear…voices.

Editor 1: Ours?

Editor 2: …who?

Editor 4: Oh dear, I think we’re losing him.

Editor 5: Can we somehow bring him back? He seems all gone already!

Editor 1: Hey, Editor 2!

Editor 2: …

Editor 1: Wake up!

Editor 2: … yeah?

Editor 1: Are you horny?

Editor 2: I… don’t………..know…

Editor 1: Uh-oh.

Editor 4: Okay, fuck.  That’s it. He’s almost gone.

Editor 5:  Hey, do you see some light or something?

Editor 1: Oh, please!

Editor 5: What? Editor 3 mumbled something about a light before he passed away!

Editor 4: Yeah, a light for his cigarette.

Editor 5: Ah, yeah.  I forgot.

Editor 1: Look, he wants to say something!

Editor 4: Louder, Editor 2, try to speak up a bit!

Editor 2: …fellas, ….it’s…been……………. a hell….of a ride………but…but….now…..leave me……here……..and……….and

Editor 5: Yeah?

Editor 2: ….

Editor 4: And?

Editor 2: …..once you get to Hamburg……make sure you……rock ‘em…. the D*ruffalo way, take no prisoners…..drink them empty…. and say hi to the girls…..will…….will you?

Editor 1: You can fucking bet we do.

Editor 4: Okay, now this is personal.

Editor 5: We need more ammo.

Editor 1: We’re going to tell somebody the news, right?

Editor 5: Sure thing.

Editor 4: Forget about Alamo. This one’s going to be epic.


Islands In The Stream

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo, Editorial, News, The Glitzwatch, The Tourism & Partywatch | Tags: , , , , | No Comments »
||||| Beta Lounge Hamburg presents
||||| in affiliation with nsec:
|||| THE D*RUFFALO HIT SQUAD !!!
|||| check: druffmix.com


|||| hosted by the Beta Lounge Crew

|||| + Dr. Olt & The Encoders & Simonsta
|||| Hamburger Botschaft / Sternstr. 67
|||| Sa. 04.09.10  18:00 – 22.00 cet
|||| transcontinental support by Sanchez de Wit & the S.F. Massive
|||| livestream on http://www.betalounge.com

|||| props to everybody supportin us…
|||| one love…
|||| The D*ruffalo Hit Squad Hansedruff Weekender
|||| D*ruffalo Summer Outing 2010:
|||| 03.09. Thier
|||| 04.09. Beta Lounge
|||| 05.09. Daniela


Nico Tasse = God?

Posted: September 2nd, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo | Tags: | 1 Comment »

hardly! Rather overhyped 90s aesthetics.


Daddy D*

Posted: September 1st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Editorial | Tags: , | No Comments »

With soon two fifth (percentage probably rising) of the editorial super power of this ultra hot publication enjoying fatherhood, we thought it is time to give them a big up to their chest.

This is for the dads of the Alfies and Millas out there. Kisses!


The D*ruffalo art forum

Posted: August 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Culture | Tags: , , , | 1 Comment »

D*ruffalo editors are very generous people. That’s why today we are giving you this masterpiece with a Duschampesque touch of… hmm we forgot for free download.  Actually we can not give you the name of the artist as contracts are being made at this time.  And no, this is not part of the Facebook source code… is it?


R.I.P.

Posted: August 31st, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: News, The Sportswatch | Tags: | No Comments »


Unidentified Floor Object

Posted: August 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo, News | Tags: | No Comments »

…has landed.

Its only the test press. But its im-press-ing.


THE D*RUFFALO HIT SQUAD HANSED*RUFF WEEKENDER (Schedule)

Posted: August 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Culture, Druffalo, Editorial, News, The Fashionwatch, The Glitzwatch, The Sportswatch, The Tourism & Partywatch | Tags: , , | No Comments »

D*ruffalo just loves Hamburg. We’ve been most certainly used to cities, clubs, DJs and local media and authorities trying all their best to prevent the D*ruffalo Hit Squad from taking over the party, but those cherished folks in Hamburg even tried to keep us away by folding a whole club night cooperation. Thus there will be no tea dance on Sunday at Oberhafen Kantine, but we thought we should honour this truly dedicated effort by occupying other spots around town for three nights in a row. So, here it is, the D.H.S. in near orchestral strength is coming to town, playing crates of the seminal tuneage that made up the Druffmix legacy.

The schedule:

03.09. THIER 22:00 (Special “Reclaim the Schanze – with love-o-love” set, feat. a guest spot  by someone with kissing and a hugging 7″s)
04.09. BETA LOUNGE 16:00 (Special 6+ hours New Bromantics set, streamed live from 4pm to 10.30 pm via betalounge.com)
05.09. DANIELA 22:00 (Special bail fundraiser set for all the D*ruffalo editors arrested the two nights before)

Please understand that there will be no running order, it’ll be difficult enough to make sure that all the announced members of D*ruffalo will be present at the aforementioned dates.

Please note that that the D*ruffalo Hit Squad should by all means be informed three hours in advance that the venue is about to close down.

For press inquiries, please note that editor 1 doesn’t do interviews, editor 4 should not be approached while in the mix (or thinking about the next record), editor 5 is not to be disturbed when talking to females (includes potential female interviewers), editor 2 should not be interviewed by female interviewers at all, and questions for editor 3 have to be approved by his assistants first.

All D*ruffalo staff may be photographed, but only from  bottom left up, top right down, or from behind. No photographs with alcohol, cigarettes, or any sexual activity. Group photographs possible, at least theoretically.

The D*ruffalo crew like to hold up signs, napkins, or wear shirts with anything you will write or draw for them, but only in case editor 2 is not able to join the lineup, and needs to be annoyed.

The D*ruffalo Summer Outing 2010 (Hamburg Edition) – We drink, you dance!


Hell on Perth

Posted: August 30th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Druffalo | Tags: , | 1 Comment »

“Fucking hell [pardon the pun] – where did you learn English, maan? In Sacramento?”